When I was in the 8th grade I was in a canoe that tipped over in a lake.
Canoes tip over faster than you can say “Oh No!”
I was in CT with my friend Jim Kahles.
My new SLR camera got dunked.
In the past few years I’ve gone sailing up here in NH and to get to the sailboat moored in the harbor, you need to ride in a little dingy.
It’s also prone to tipping over if you get your center of gravity towards the edges of the boat.
Obviously the engineers who thought up this ingenious method of craning the bridge section have NEVER ridden in a canoe or dingy!